As part of my training in self marketing and promotion I recently agreed to be interviewed on my Blog. Here is a transcript of the interview. All spelling mistakes are the result of poor spelling and remain the copyright of the author. Punctuation has been applied utilising the random usage system. Enjoy
Granger
What is it that you are most passionate about CD. You appear to be a man of eclectic tastes
CD
(Mumbling and Chomping sounds ). Sorry you caught me with my mouth full. What was that
Granger
What is it that you are most passionate about when you are not eating
CD
We could introduce low fat cheese with ‘light mayonnaise’ plus salad as part of a new ‘Munch yourself to Health’ initiative
Granger
This interview is terminated
CD
Do you want to read my ‘Guide to Low Fat Holidays in the Sahara’
Granger
Get Lost
countingducks 
I feel your pain. You have no idea how many times I’ve been interviewed and told to “get lost” at the end.
Of course, most of these interviews involve me approaching pretty girls I’ve never met before and begging them to interview me. Most of them end in “get lost”. Some of them end in broken noses from the pretty girls boyfriend/husband/body guard. A few have ended in brief but tempestuous marriages.
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When I stop laughing, I will make a comment.
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Ha ha!!! That’s all!! 🙂
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Laughing so hard. lol 😀
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I don’t believe it for a minute 🙂
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excellent……. I’ve had to do a few interviews along the way……. I think that you would be a challenge…. still smiling….
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What was that all meant to be?? That was horrible!
I’d be saying no comment as soon as he asked me a question with my mouth full!!
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It is fiction, written by myself, so the only horror should be at the punctuation !
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Awww… It wasn’t such a bad idea!
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As always…LOVE!
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Oh my goodness.. this line “The construction of sandwiches and world peace” had me laughing out loud at work. They must have thought something was wrong with me LOL
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Dang you are funny, Peter. Love this! 🙂
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Thanks for the 🙂 … more than a little chuckle, too!
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so reFRESHing 🙂
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—Peter,
you are adorable. I would never tell you to get lost…physically, that is Xx
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Just off to make you a sausage sandwich…back in a tick…well done Ducky. x
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too cute! 😀
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Love the chins! c
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I could learn a thing or two from you about brevity in interviews. But, Peter, you have to admit that my punctuation in much better… 😉
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My punctuation is a work not in progress sadly, and I really should know better !
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Perfect! You do know better. 🙂
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World peace is possible if everyone just sat down and ate a sandwich every once in a while…LOL! Loved it!
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